riddlesandtherhymes:
Mr. Collins and Charlotte:
“Thank you for calling my humble abode. I am inexpressibly sorry that neither I nor my dear Charlotte are at home, but if you would be so kind as to leave your message, I will assure you most sincerely that I shall return your call. This answering machine was paid for…
OMG YES. My favorite may be Capt. Wentworth’s:
“Captain Wentworth: “The ring of the phone pierces my soul. I am half agony, half hope. Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman to return calls. Absent I may have been, busy I have been, but never impolite. A message, a number will be enough to decide whether I return your call this evening or never…”