| Automated System: | Thank you for calling blahdeeblah, please tell me the name of the magazine you wish to cancel.
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| Me: | Spin.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time.
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| Me: | Spin.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time.
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| Me: | Ssssssppppppinnnnnnn.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time, or if you do not know the name of the title, say "I don't know."
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| Me: | ...I don't know.
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| Automated System: | Titles in your current order are: Spin.
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| Me: | Spin.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time.
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| Me: | Jesus Christ.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time.
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| Me: | Spin.
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I did not understand that. Please tell us the titles one at a time, or if you do not know the name of the title, say "I don't know."
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| Me: | I DON'T KNOW.
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| Automated System: | Titles in your current order are: Spin.
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| Me: | SPIN!!
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| Automated System: | I'm sorry, I can not understand you. Please wait while I transfer you to a representative.
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| Real Live Human: | Hello, what can I help you with today?
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| Me: | I'm trying to cancel a magazine, and the automated system doesn't understand the word "Spin."
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| Real Live Human: | *laughs* Ok, what is the name of the magazine you want to cancel.
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| Me: | ...
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| Me: | *shakes head*
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| Me: | S P I N. |
